Our first TV interview

Hi there, Heck of the Cow Bros here.
Recently we did our first TV interview! It was fun yeah!
We were a little nervous beforehand so Manager Nickles gave us what he called 'Calm juice'...it came in a can and was called Heiniken. It tasted funny but it sure did make us calm! We really felt like chatting after we drank it!
So anymoo, here is a transcript of the interview:

Gill Brundy (Interviewer): Hi guys, welcome to the show.
Heck: Hey man yeah!
Lenny: Hey dude!
Gunther. Hey! So your name is Gill Brundy right?
Gill: Yes, that is right.
Gunther: Hey Heck, do you think we can trust this guy??
Heck: I think so...why?
Gunther: There's something fishy about him! Hee hee!
Heck, Lenny, Gunther: (raucous laughter)
Gill: Oh yes, you're Gunther, the clown of the group!
Gunther: No, I am a cow man! MOO MOO! Hee hee!
Lenny: Yeah, MOO MOO MOO
Gunther: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heck: MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOO!
Heck, Lenny, Gunther: (laughter)
Gill: Ah...yeah. So guys, just a few months ago you were 3 calves on a farm and now you are the most talked about band on Earth. How have the last few months been for you?
Heck: Pretty cool yeah.
Lenny: Far out man!
Gunther: Fantast...(shouts towards Bruce Nickles off camera)HEY MANAGER NICKLES! You got any more of that calm juice?? That's darn good stuff!
Lenny: CALM JUICE, CALM JUICE!!
Heck: Gimme that stuff yeah!
Bruce Nickles (off stage): Not right now guys!
Gunther: DANG!
Lenny: RATS!
Heck: Hey Gill, you got any? You look like you need some!!
Heck, Lenny, Gunther: (laughter)
Gill: OK then. So what kinds of problems have you had to overcome, I mean playing in a band can't be easy for a cow!
Heck: Well yeah. We did have to overcome a few problems like modifying our instuments for cow hoofs. My axe, which means guitar in metal speak by the way...
Gill: Yes, I see.
Heck: Yeah man. My axe had to be especially modified, but Manager Nickles did a great job. And we have to travel in the cargo hold of airplanes which is dang cold I tellin' you man yeah.
Lenny: Too right!
Gunther: Hey Gill?
Gill: Yes?
Gunther: Perhaps the hardest part of becoming a band was learning the scales...
Gill: Really?
Gunther: Yeah, too right...I'll bet you didn't need to learn your scales...hee hee!
Heck, Lenny, Gunther: (huge laughter)
Gill: Haha. So ah...
Lenny: Yes Gill?
Gunther: Yeah, what's up Gillman?
Gill: So when will you start touring?
Heck: We will start very soon. We are gonna start off the tour at our farm where it all started.
Gill: Great.
Gunther: Will you come Gilly?
Gill: I might just.
Gunther: You might just what? Hee hee
Gill: Well guys we are out of time. It has been fun talking to you and good luck with your upcoming tour!
Heck: Thanks man. Hey sorry about hassling you man. We all feel kinda funny tonight, must be that calm juice!
Lenny: Yeah, sorry man.
Gunther: Yeah. sorry man.

And that was about it. We weren't ourselves that night yeah.
We took Gill out to a sushi restaurant after and we had a great time. Manager Nickles came along too and no matter how much we tried he would not give us Heiniken again yeah.
The next day we all felt really bad. My stomachs were all queezy and my head hurt real bad.
It must have been the calm juice yeah.
Anymoo, see you around eh?!