Another Axe

Hi, Heck here.
We have decided that we will be needing another axe (metal talk for 'guitar' as I told you earlier yeah) player for our live shows, so we are looking for one yeah.
We would prefer another cow member but so far we have not been able to find an axe playing cow.
Ozzy heard about this and said he will try to find a hooman axe player if we have no luck yeah.
Manager Nickles has pretty much finished the schedule for our first tour yeah.
It will start at our farm as I told you before, then go onto 5 cities around the country. It's not a big tour I guess but it's a start yeah!
Our CD is still selling well and the money and hay is pouring in! Lenny still says he will not spend it, bad karma and all that. But Gunther has been going mad! He spent so much recently that he asked Lenny for a loan yeah! But Lenny refused, he reckons giving loans is bad karma too yeah.
Anymoo, Gunther now has the complete series of Space 1999, Bonanza, Battlestar Galactica, The Goodies, Dr. Who, Ren and Stimpy, The Onedin Line, Ultraman, Fawlty Towers, The Incredible Hulk, and the A-team on DVD! I won't even list the movies he has bought yeah!
On top of that he bought a 60inch wide screen digital TV and awesome surround sound system yeah. Sometimes Ozzy comes over with calm juice and sushi and we have a great time! Last night we watched 'This is Spinal Tap'...Ozzy really enjoyed that yeah!
We are thinking of giving ourselves stage names but so far we can't think of anything...it's tricky yeah!
Well I will go, Ozzy just arrived with calm juice and Quiche, and says he wants to watch 'Evil Dead' tonight! YEAH!!
See you around!