New axe

Hi, it's Gunther of the Cow Bros!
We have been really busy lately, getting ready for our tour and finding a new axe...not a real axe, a guitarist! Heehee.
The tour dates have been decided and we will start it on October 10th at our farm. We are really looking forward to it and have been practising our onstage mooves...heehee!
Lenny's thing is his Anubis statue. Heck has been practising his Pete Townesend windmill axe strumming and is getting quite good at it. And I have decided to do a Keith Moon and fill up my bass drum with explosives and blow the crap out of it at the end of the show...it's gonna be great!!
Anymoo, we now have a 4th band member! We had almost given up finding another axe player, either hooman or cow. But just 2 days ago Ozzy called us and said he thought he found someone.
So we auditioned him and he turned out to be a cow from our favourite country...Japan!
His name is Keni Wakatani but he wants us to call him Crazy Keni. He is a really good axe player and is really good at squiggly wigglies (metal talk for guitar solos). He has a strong Japanese accent so we can't understand him sometimes but he is a cool cow...heehee!
At first we just wanted him for gigs only but he really fits in with the band so we asked him to join as the 4th member.
He has these things called Dreadlocks, they look really good. He introduced dub music to us and we really like it. I especially like Tappa Zukie...cool name too!
And hey, have you seen 'Goodfellas'? What a cool movie! And how about 'Magnum P.I.'? I have the entire series on DVD. Next I'm gonna get all of Akira Kurosawa's films on DVD, Crazy Keni recommended his movies.
Anymoo, I have to go, we are going to a calm juice bar to welcome Crazy Keni to the band...dang I like that calm juice!
See you later.