I am Crazy Keni

Hallo. I am Crazy Keni, from Farmer Suzuki-san's farm in Hokkaido Japan.
I am the new member of The Cow Bros.
Nice to be meeting you.
As you can see, I speak Cow English very well. I learned English from watching TV and DVD movies on Farmer Suzuki-san's farm. Farmer Suzuki-san is a very kind man, he let me watch TV whenever I wanted. So I learned English fast. But we cows are also fast learners too.
Anymoo, while watching TV I learned about music and after seeing a live Led Zepplin concert on DVD I wanted to be a guitarist (Heck tells me I should call guitar an axe...that's funny!). My cow friends all wanted to go snowboarding (Hokkaido has many many skifields) but I practised my axe instead.
Now I think I am good and I think my squiggly-wigglies are neat!
Anymoo, I decided I must form a band but all of my cow friends were not interested and just wanted to go snowboard. What to do?
One day a TV crew came to my farm to see me play guitar...no... axe, and it went on national TV. And who saw it when he came to Japan for a tour?? OZZY OSBOURNE!! Woo! OZZY!!
And I think you know the rest yes.
Now I am 4th Cow Bros member. I am so happy!
Heck, Gunther, and Lenny are cool cows! We are good friends already and I teach them things and they teach me many many things. I teach them judo moves and all about dub music. I learned about calm juice from them...HOO, good stuff!
A few days ago we all went out for new member celebration party and we drank much calm juice. I don't remember much about it but I seem to remember Lenny doing a Highland fling while Heck played Bull fighter with bartender.
I am learning the songs ok and when we play together it is a good sound! Heck says we have a more complete and heavier sound now.
It has been nice talking to you.
Yoroshiku!