Still touring

Hi, Heck here.
Well the touring is still going and man is it tiring yeah!
We have done 54 gigs now and Manager Nickles says we should do 26 more before Christmas!
We don't complain about it because we love playing music, we just didn't expect it to be so hard yeah.
But thankfully we have the Sensimilla mobile to relax in after gigs and we have a large calm juice supply!
Crazy Keni told you about our 'Mad cow scare' yeah?! Man was that freaky! I'll have to admit though that I was feeling pretty good for most of the night, at least what I remember of it, but next day I felt really crappy yeah. So we have decided to limit the number of calm juices, we don't want to set a bad example to the young cows yeah.
Gunther had to give up his exploding drum kit stunt because one night at a gig he blew a hole in the wall behind the drums. The owner of the bar charged us $1000 to fix it yeah. So Manager Nickles told him not to do that again...good moove yeah?!
But I think Gunther is scheming up another stunt, no idea what though.
And Lenny seems to be going off Tibetan meditation yeah. He is now into Rastafari and is always asking Crazy Keni about Haile Sellassie. I'll have to admit though that I am missing the Tibetan mantras Lenny played on his stereo everyday yeah.
We have a few days rest so I am going to work on some dub songs with Gunther. We have writing teams in our band, Lenny and Crazy Keni write songs together and I write with Gunther. So our music has two distinct kinds of songs, kinda like McCartney and Lennon yeah! It works out quite well.
Well I must go, we are going to a local CD store for signings and stuff.
See you around yeah!

Mad cows

Hello everyboady, Crazy Keni here.
We are still touring and it is hard work but we are having fun.
We have played at 24 gigs now all over the country.
Most gigs have been great.
But recently we had big problem.
After a gig we decided to go drinking to celebrate Gunther's birthday. We drank a lot of calm juice, more than we usually do.
And man did weird stuff begin to happen! We started to talk crazy stuff and stumble around and had almost no control of our legs. So we were all thinking 'oh no, mad cow disease'!
But Manager Nickles explained to us that this is what happens when excessive calm juice is drunk.
So be careful when you drink calm juice, it makes you go funny!
Anymoo, touring is hard and tiring. We are travelling a lot all around the place. The Sensimilla mobile is great though. We all enjoy movie evenings on Gunther's home theater system. The last movie we watch was 'Lost highway'...mind blowing!
After this tour Manager Nickles suggested to us that we make a dub album. We have plenty of material so we are confident we can make a good album.
So we will become the world's first metal dub band!
Yoroshiku!