Groupies

Hi, Heck of the Cow Bros here.
Well, the touring continues and man, are we tired yeah!
We are playing 5 to 8 gigs a week and I have lost count of how many clubs, pubs, bars, concert halls we have played in!
We are getting sell-out gigs every time though which is good yeah?!
The other guys are holding up well. Despite the hard work we are all still good buds and enjoy hanging out together which Manager Nickles says is great...unlike the Dead Kennedys who didn't do so well yeah?!
We have also experienced a new thing called 'groupies'. These groupie people are ladies who like to follow us to around and ask if we would marry them yeah! Is that weird or what?? We don't even know them! They also say other things that I would rather not repeat here yeah.
At first we were flattered but now we just say we have girlfriends and give them autographed photos yeah. Most of them are hoomans but there are some nice cow ladies and even a couple of sheeps! Weird huh?!
Gunther has not come up with another drum stunt but he has tried something else. He now does gigs dressed up as Gene Simmons from Kiss! He pokes his tongue out a lot and has weird make-up yeah! He looks cool actually! At the end of a gig he spits out a lot of fake blood which makes the audience cheer yeah.
Lenny is talking real funny now. For example if I ask him 'How ya doing there Lenny?', he answers 'I be doin' good maaan...Hail Sellasie' and stuff like that. He is taking this Rastafarian stuff really seriously yeah?!
Crazy Keni has been writing lots of dub music recently, he spends every spare minute on it. Our next album will definitely be a dub one, and most of it will be his material. I particularily like his 'Dub dub dubby dub dub' song he wrote...it really speaks for itself yeah?!
As for myself, I have been getting into sports cars recently. A Ferrari passed the 'Sensimilla mobile' recently, and I tell you, it was dang impressive yeah! I can't fit inside one but Ireally want to travel fast like that so I am trying to find ways to be a speed demon!
Take care yeah!