Mad cows

Hello everyboady, Crazy Keni here.
We are still touring and it is hard work but we are having fun.
We have played at 24 gigs now all over the country.
Most gigs have been great.
But recently we had big problem.
After a gig we decided to go drinking to celebrate Gunther's birthday. We drank a lot of calm juice, more than we usually do.
And man did weird stuff begin to happen! We started to talk crazy stuff and stumble around and had almost no control of our legs. So we were all thinking 'oh no, mad cow disease'!
But Manager Nickles explained to us that this is what happens when excessive calm juice is drunk.
So be careful when you drink calm juice, it makes you go funny!
Anymoo, touring is hard and tiring. We are travelling a lot all around the place. The Sensimilla mobile is great though. We all enjoy movie evenings on Gunther's home theater system. The last movie we watch was 'Lost highway'...mind blowing!
After this tour Manager Nickles suggested to us that we make a dub album. We have plenty of material so we are confident we can make a good album.
So we will become the world's first metal dub band!
Yoroshiku!